Best store on earth!!

So I don't think I ever mentioned that my new abode is less then 1.5 blocks away from the Salvation Army. Previously in life I have been slightly obcessed with Ross. But I have moved on now. Reuse reuse recycle. It was my first day in the new hood, and much to the disappointment of my caffeine addicted-two hours awake without coffee-aching- head, I did not have a coffee pot or grinder, and thought this would be just the thing to purchase at SA. I kid you not, I am in love with the woman behind the counter. I got the names of the last three people she had slept with, learned all about her eating likes and dislikes, and then, and this is truly wonderful, got the grinder out of the staff kitchen. -- I did feel a little bad about this, but she said nobody had used it for over half a year - and in fact when I was asking the employees about a grinder, my favorite woman was the only one that knew. And the next one that comes in she said she will just put back there again. A book, grinder, maker and 1. 5 hours of entertainment, all for $15. Not bad.